Today, one of my professors asked me what I believed to be the purpose of life. I told him in response “to change the world.” He looked at me and smirked. “One person can’t change the world.” I swear he felt the burn from the fire in my eyes after his ignorant retort. At first I was angry. How dare you tell me that I can’t change the world when I know in my heart that I can and I will? But then I just smiled at him and replied, “I’ll let you know how it feels once I do.” 

The best way to get a woman to show you what she can do, is to tell her what she can’t.